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vvankster:

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THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

(Source: pppi, via margaretthemagicdragon)

  • friend: "how are you?"
  • me: *thinking* "Daddy, where are you? i need you. Please hurry, Daddy. It’s been too long since your cock filled my faggot pussy. i can’t wait to suck and chew your nipples again; i love how that makes you so hard, Daddy. You cum so much when you’re inside me; i hope you get me pregnant this time! i love it when you rub my lips with your dripping cock right before you put it in me. i’ve been fingering myself waiting for you, Daddy, wanting you to punish me for being a bad girl. Lay me over your knees and spank my whore ass red until the front desk calls. Everyone at our hotel knows i’m your whore anyway, Daddy; You pay them enough so what is there to hide? Please hurry!"
  • me: "im fine"

kingsleyyy:

fauxboy:

savvylikenahhh:

dogs dealing with cats sleeping in their beds

If u are sad pls watch this vid

i am cats

waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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amy-danielle:

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Brina

i love her so much shes so fucking cute

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